A group of cow wranglers sit around a campfire and recount the story of Hody, a genderless cowpoke who attempts to destroy capitalism one general store at a time. Clark, the local general store owner, will do anything in his power to stop Hody. Assless Chaps... is a story of love, identity, and how community can come together during rough times. Written by Joss Carlisle and directed by Nicky Maggio.

Presented by the UNM Department of Theatre and Dance as part of the Fall 2026 Linnell Festival of New Plays.